imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

image

(Source: droqo)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)

aseaofquotes:

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

aseaofquotes:

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

ittybittymanatee:

Mark Ruffalo teases Science Bros Action for “Avengers: Age of Ultron”

Mark Ruffalo is a gift and we are keeping him okay.

(Source: markoruffalo)

spuffyspace:

American actor James Marsters playing British vampire Spike putting on an American accent.

Best thing ever

(Source: cilllianmurphy)

waxjism:

theserpentthattempts:

drkarayua:

frozenplanet:

The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.

category 1 kaiju

That is a fucking terrifying Sea Godzilla. 

it eats seaweed.

midnasbitch:

blossoming-existence:

october-eightyeight:

laughing-trees:

carniecopter:

We are not so different.

I love this, we are all just occupying different forms

this is the coolest f*cking thing

this is so important

this.

(Source: perks-of-being-the-one-in-power)

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

(Source: heroinesaddiction)